There was a knitter who loved yarn. She loved yarn so much that the house was
coming down with it! She decided, with a heavy heart, to start Cold
Sheeping.
Many years passed. She stopped blogging so she could concentrate on knitting
down her stash. Alas, she was just kidding the world and herself. The stash
increased….decreased…..increased and decreased again.
By this time, she has three separate stash locations – at the top of the
stairs, underneath the stairs and in the living room. Being a knitter, she
doesn’t blame herself, she blames The Summer. It was during The Summer that the
living room stash started to grow….and by September it was definitely out of
control!
The knitter decided that “enough was enough!” and it was HAVE to be dealt
with. Friends encouraged her to have a serious purge, but no, she couldn’t do
that. She’d just have to knit it all up.
So here it is, the living room stash in all its glory:
Looks harmless, doesn’t it. Well this monster can be
divided into 3 categories.
Caegory 1: I know what I’m doing with you!
This cheeky selection will become socks, washcloths,
hats, a shawl and a little jumper or two. The knitter reckons that this
category (apart from the shawl that is) can and should be knitted up quickly
enough. Plans are in place and she just needs time.
Category 2: ALL the kits
One of these kits pictured (and another that escaped)
were purchased in August while on holiday. The knitter thought the little boy
kit was so nice that she’d go back and get the pink one – there is a flurry of
babies and one never knows when one will need pink! It was while the purchasing
of the pink kit was taking place that the evil sales lady brought out all the
Not one to resist a bargain, the knitter took them all - well, hats and scarves
are just so quick aren’t they!
Once category 1 is completed, this selection will be next on the hit
list.
Finally, we have category 3: What on earth was I thinking!
Yup, a miscellaneous category. There are inklings of
ideas with some of these yarns, and other will be paired up with yarn from the
top of the stairs stash.
But baby steps - one skein at a time and I’m sure our intrepid knitter will
clear the living room of the invading yarns!